How will Joe Stoner respond to the band’s flood of FMVM? (That stands for “Fan Mail Voice Mail” for our primarily octogenarian – saturated listening demographic). Will he be able to determine who’s a Real…
Joe Stoner becomes frustrated at Sheila’s “inability to make noise that is sensible for an audio format.” Sheila F thinks he’s straight up “clipping”! Who is right? And why is Sheila on a belching bender?…
Where in the world is Sheila F? Has she aBANDoned Joe Stoner for a foray with Francis McDormand? What role does Frank the Weiner and Rick Morranis play in all this chaos? Will Joe have…
Oh poop scoop! The band is facing friendship fragility! Rather than explain the companion’s crossroad in laymen language, let recitative bring you up to speed! Do, Re, Mi, Fa, Sol, La, Ti, forgive Sheila, Joe!
It’s that time of the month … Fact or Rumor? 1. Fact! Rumors were invented by Fleetwood Mac! (Lindsey Buckingham didn’t piss clean for his most recent lie detector test) 2. Rumor! Pee Pee in…
After 49 countless band meetings, it’s time to finally peek behind the curtain that makes this band turn the beat around and turn over a new leaf. Revelations are made, sins are atoned, and tones…
During their 49th Band Meeting, the duo are definitely not out of all “spoonerisms.” I/ She/ We…uhhh… Well the point is that this band is super sexsuccessful given the following infallible facts: 1) They are…
Sheila F and Joe Stoner’s friendship is in peril! While under the decaying clapboards of the boardwalk, it becomes clear that Joe’s “moonscreen” doesn’t prevent him from being moonstruck! What will happen to the band…
Joe Stoner and Sheila F are “Best Friends Gone Wild!” That’s right! They are on the Vay2TheK! Destined for stratospheric success, what could keep them from walking on the moon? Certainly not “moon block”!
Facing an impending “Seasonal Affective Court Order,” Sheila F is in a real “Molly Mcmurphy” mood! Thankfully, Joe Stoner musters his inner Dwayne the Muscle Man Savage and provides Sheila with support. Her tirade includes such…
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