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Episode 44: Daft Punk’d

Ever wonder why your Nanna knows so much about Ron Jeremy? Wonder what puts the “Daft” in Punk? Every wonder if Purell or regular hand soap makes Pharell Williams “happy”? You guys are curious as kittens! And we heard your curious meow. So listen to episode 44 now!

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Episode 43: Going the Distance

It’s Sheila F’s birthday and she fell off the edge of the earth, so Joe’s writing this synopsis! I think he’s doing a great job. Possibly a perfect job. But this isn’t a performance review, it’s the synopsis of a great meeting for a great band. How long is this supposed to be anyway? Jon Hamm, if you’re listening, I lost my phone. Everybody else, buy some bags of dirt. And send.

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Episode 42: Dirtbagsville… Population 2?!?

Room, Room! Joe Stoner, Sheila F, and their roomba are surrounded by no dearth of dirt in this episode! Incidentally, they also reached singularity in a black hole and came down with a wicked case of spaghettification! (And no, Axl! That is not a nod to your album The Spaghetti Incident, you little piggy). Despite the distracting dirtbags, the duo sticks to a tidy agenda. They even manage to keep their newest member’s hands, Elizabeth Berkley College of Music, out of her own pants! Long Live Mr. Belding!

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Episode 41: A Gaping Chasm

It’s our 41st episode and everything goes beautifully… for the first 11 minutes. During that evancescent utopia, Joe Stoner isn’t a piece of shit nor is Sheila F a chronic complainer. However, “the script inevitably flips” which forces the two “to wake up and smell the shit where they eat!”  Axl knows all about that – don’t you, you little piggy!? Oink Oink!

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Episode 40: Waiting for a Williams

In episode 40, Joe Stoner “pitches a tent” where Sheila F can pursue her passion project – marriage in the major league! While waiting for Sheila’s paramour to present, the duo google “Google” and debate how well javascript errors complement cookies. Ultimately, they agree to disagree and find themselves expressing their pineapples…. SWEET RELIEF!

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Episode 39: The Doc Is In!

PSA: Fall’s here and the leaves are queer! What does that have to do with you? Listen up… If our freaky ass friend Jim’s seasonal reenactment of The Wizard of The Oz – in which he gets all fucked up on MDMA and dresses like a bloated Auntie Anne and puts his snaggle-toothed Pomeranian on a leather-studded leash and forces it to play Toto –  is “off putting” to you, then your garbage ass better call that freaky as fuck physician Doc from Back to Future and get a RX for the days of yore. 

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Episode 38: It’s Getting Cold in Herre!

Would you submerge yourself into liquid nitrogen for your number one fan? If the answer is yes, be prepared for the following Soprano Series’ side effects: Dr. Melfi Meltdowns; Carm’s Parm’s Alarms; Antipasto Apathy; Fungule Drool, and Junior Senior moments…

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Episode 37: Who Would Jesus Do?

If you thought that one time at band camp was crazy, you’re going to think this episode is bonkers! “Drained to the O,” Sheila F manages to follow Joe to the pitch perfect location. The two speculate:  How would Christ mingle? Is James Brown an ass clown? And what in the hell is that smell!?!

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Episode 36: Squeaky Clean

“Trapped in time, I don’t know what to do…” Oops, Sheila F is still having Phish dreams from her and Joe’s abrupt seaside wedding adventure! She soon gets it back together when she and Joe unearth a cryptic message leading them to the perfect band meeting location- a high school janitor’s closet! The two follow a squeaky clean agenda that explores: the Do’s, the Da’s, and the Demis! This episode is unofficially brought to you by cranberry infused Windex. YUMMY!

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