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Episode 34: Amongst Soiled Balls

After dreaming of Antelopes Out of Control, Sheila F wakes up with a “Blank A.C Slate(r).” Ready for a good quip, Joe rips off Sheila F’s Biore strip! None too pleased, Sheila F commences some “ipso facto” fisticuffs! Joe’s responds with curious queries such as: Who’s the real RiRi? Why is Spider Man’s heinie so tiny? And why is Alan so Thick?

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Episode 33: Ironic Cowper’s Gland

Budding Young Musicians! – Behold a template for effective band communication! Despite Sheila F’s claustrophobia, she indulges Joe’s dogged determination to put the “Entertainment” in Chuck ”E” Cheese. After whistling their S’s, the duo delves into a sordid 1980’s TGIF musical melody. Summarily exhausted, they persist and Whack the Ol’ Mole! Topics include: the true definition of gonapikiwiki and the efficacy of the Zoltron machine… PLEASE- Don’t Butcher us, Rhea!

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Episode 32: Parenthetical Abusage

After 32 band meetings, the buddies find themselves tardy to their own party! Despite hitting her egg on some nog, Sheila F’s best bud adds insult to her injury! Demanding that she zip it, Joe Stoner soon discovers that Sheila silently found an alternate means to seek relief and revenge. In time, the two get back on “track,” relax with “Pat,” and “clean” up their act. With the help of Jay Z, the duo’s future is no longer hazy! Watch out Woodstock!

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Episode 31: Awake at the Wheel!

This episode is nothing to yawn at! Having fortuitously found themselves at the esteemed recording studio – One Overnight Drive Plaza – Sheila F and Joe Stoner find themselves flushed and frustrated, respectively. Poppling over the praise posited by the handsome Hans, Sheila F loses her “lucidity.” Dogged in his determination to hatch a heist, Joe Stoner’s really starts to “pop his tarts.” In time, the two stop splitting “hairs” and manage to forge an epoch, diamond-encrusted snare!

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Episode 30: The Confirmed Bachelor

The band is on the beach! When Joe and Sheila see a chance to sing sea chants at the Tea Dance, they seize the sitch. The Grammy goal gets escalated into EGOT fisticuffs after Sheila channels Aaron Neville’s dulcet tones, and the duo has to ditch their pitch plan when the dock gets dark and tents get pitched!

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Episode 29: Go Fish!

This band meeting isn’t your average card game! Feeling “witchy” and “crabby,” Sheila F and Joe Stoner seek solace in a progressive,
subterranean community. However, the duo soon discover that some gills are not golden. Facing a real “sand glass sitch,” the duo are desperate for help that is…. solid as a “Rock”!

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Episode 28: Lyft Off!

Finding themselves in a real “Lyft Sitch,” Sheila F and Joe Stoner have a band meeting that is out of this galaxy! With the objective input of their Lyft driver, the duo debates how to “Don your Juan well,” the merits of “Space Spaghetti,” and how everyone has to pay the “Bills.” It’s time to put on your “Space Jams” and stretch out your “strings of ham!” Rapinoe? More like “Rapin-YES!”

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Episode 27: Knock that Sh#t “Out!”

Sheila F’s claustrophobia kicks in when Joe reveals that the bandmates are trapped in an “escape room” situation! Joe tries his best to mellifluously mollify Sheila F with band name banter. He then taps into the duo’s dulcet tones, and they get remarkably recitative.

Spoiler Alert: Joe may be a “Goodman,” but he does kiss and tell, “Dude!”

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Episode 26: Ina Fartin’ Garten!

Joe and Sheila F get boom sauced in this positively palate pleasing band meeting! By flipping the script, the duo “curry” the favor of the esteemed chef Matte Huggaboom. Between business bargainings, the three grieve grimace and jaw over “What’s Jon Hamm’s Favorite Color?” Much to Sheila F’s chagrin, Joe and Matte go “bongers” over Joe’s new invention. So “come” on in! …just not right in front of our salad!

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