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Episode 37: Who Would Jesus Do?

If you thought that one time at band camp was crazy, you’re going to think this episode is bonkers! “Drained to the O,” Sheila F manages to follow Joe to the pitch perfect location. The two speculate:  How would Christ mingle? Is James Brown an ass clown? And what in the hell is that smell!?!

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Episode 36: Squeaky Clean

“Trapped in time, I don’t know what to do…” Oops, Sheila F is still having Phish dreams from her and Joe’s abrupt seaside wedding adventure! She soon gets it back together when she and Joe unearth a cryptic message leading them to the perfect band meeting location- a high school janitor’s closet! The two follow a squeaky clean agenda that explores: the Do’s, the Da’s, and the Demis! This episode is unofficially brought to you by cranberry infused Windex. YUMMY!

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Episode 35: Fast as a Rock!

Joe Stoner and Sheila F get into a real “chicken and egg” debate over their love of country music. Fortunately, they agree to abandon their dusty trail and forge into the 18th Frontier! As history has proven, Joe quickly strays from the beaten path and contracts a case of “metabolic meltdown.” Naturally, the duo devolves into a real “tit for tat” situation. Tune in and discover what happens when you have a full bladder that feels as heavy as a “Rock”!

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Episode 34: Amongst Soiled Balls

After dreaming of Antelopes Out of Control, Sheila F wakes up with a “Blank A.C Slate(r).” Ready for a good quip, Joe rips off Sheila F’s Biore strip! None too pleased, Sheila F commences some “ipso facto” fisticuffs! Joe’s responds with curious queries such as: Who’s the real RiRi? Why is Spider Man’s heinie so tiny? And why is Alan so Thick?

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Episode 33: Ironic Cowper’s Gland

Budding Young Musicians! – Behold a template for effective band communication! Despite Sheila F’s claustrophobia, she indulges Joe’s dogged determination to put the “Entertainment” in Chuck ”E” Cheese. After whistling their S’s, the duo delves into a sordid 1980’s TGIF musical melody. Summarily exhausted, they persist and Whack the Ol’ Mole! Topics include: the true definition of gonapikiwiki and the efficacy of the Zoltron machine… PLEASE- Don’t Butcher us, Rhea!

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Episode 32: Parenthetical Abusage

After 32 band meetings, the buddies find themselves tardy to their own party! Despite hitting her egg on some nog, Sheila F’s best bud adds insult to her injury! Demanding that she zip it, Joe Stoner soon discovers that Sheila silently found an alternate means to seek relief and revenge. In time, the two get back on “track,” relax with “Pat,” and “clean” up their act. With the help of Jay Z, the duo’s future is no longer hazy! Watch out Woodstock!

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Episode 31: Awake at the Wheel!

This episode is nothing to yawn at! Having fortuitously found themselves at the esteemed recording studio – One Overnight Drive Plaza – Sheila F and Joe Stoner find themselves flushed and frustrated, respectively. Poppling over the praise posited by the handsome Hans, Sheila F loses her “lucidity.” Dogged in his determination to hatch a heist, Joe Stoner’s really starts to “pop his tarts.” In time, the two stop splitting “hairs” and manage to forge an epoch, diamond-encrusted snare!

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Episode 30: The Confirmed Bachelor

The band is on the beach! When Joe and Sheila see a chance to sing sea chants at the Tea Dance, they seize the sitch. The Grammy goal gets escalated into EGOT fisticuffs after Sheila channels Aaron Neville’s dulcet tones, and the duo has to ditch their pitch plan when the dock gets dark and tents get pitched!

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Episode 29: Go Fish!

This band meeting isn’t your average card game! Feeling “witchy” and “crabby,” Sheila F and Joe Stoner seek solace in a progressive,
subterranean community. However, the duo soon discover that some gills are not golden. Facing a real “sand glass sitch,” the duo are desperate for help that is…. solid as a “Rock”!

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