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Episode 41: A Gaping Chasm

It’s our 41st episode and everything goes beautifully… for the first 11 minutes. During that evancescent utopia, Joe Stoner isn’t a piece of shit nor is Sheila F a chronic complainer. However, “the script inevitably flips” which forces the two “to wake up and smell the shit where they eat!”  Axl knows all about that – don’t you, you little piggy!? Oink Oink!

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Episode 40: Waiting for a Williams

In episode 40, Joe Stoner “pitches a tent” where Sheila F can pursue her passion project – marriage in the major league! While waiting for Sheila’s paramour to present, the duo google “Google” and debate how well javascript errors complement cookies. Ultimately, they agree to disagree and find themselves expressing their pineapples…. SWEET RELIEF!

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Episode 39: The Doc Is In!

PSA: Fall’s here and the leaves are queer! What does that have to do with you? Listen up… If our freaky ass friend Jim’s seasonal reenactment of The Wizard of The Oz – in which he gets all fucked up on MDMA and dresses like a bloated Auntie Anne and puts his snaggle-toothed Pomeranian on a leather-studded leash and forces it to play Toto –  is “off putting” to you, then your garbage ass better call that freaky as fuck physician Doc from Back to Future and get a RX for the days of yore. 

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Episode 38: It’s Getting Cold in Herre!

Would you submerge yourself into liquid nitrogen for your number one fan? If the answer is yes, be prepared for the following Soprano Series’ side effects: Dr. Melfi Meltdowns; Carm’s Parm’s Alarms; Antipasto Apathy; Fungule Drool, and Junior Senior moments…

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Episode 37: Who Would Jesus Do?

If you thought that one time at band camp was crazy, you’re going to think this episode is bonkers! “Drained to the O,” Sheila F manages to follow Joe to the pitch perfect location. The two speculate:  How would Christ mingle? Is James Brown an ass clown? And what in the hell is that smell!?!

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Episode 36: Squeaky Clean

“Trapped in time, I don’t know what to do…” Oops, Sheila F is still having Phish dreams from her and Joe’s abrupt seaside wedding adventure! She soon gets it back together when she and Joe unearth a cryptic message leading them to the perfect band meeting location- a high school janitor’s closet! The two follow a squeaky clean agenda that explores: the Do’s, the Da’s, and the Demis! This episode is unofficially brought to you by cranberry infused Windex. YUMMY!

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Episode 35: Fast as a Rock!

Joe Stoner and Sheila F get into a real “chicken and egg” debate over their love of country music. Fortunately, they agree to abandon their dusty trail and forge into the 18th Frontier! As history has proven, Joe quickly strays from the beaten path and contracts a case of “metabolic meltdown.” Naturally, the duo devolves into a real “tit for tat” situation. Tune in and discover what happens when you have a full bladder that feels as heavy as a “Rock”!

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Episode 34: Amongst Soiled Balls

After dreaming of Antelopes Out of Control, Sheila F wakes up with a “Blank A.C Slate(r).” Ready for a good quip, Joe rips off Sheila F’s Biore strip! None too pleased, Sheila F commences some “ipso facto” fisticuffs! Joe’s responds with curious queries such as: Who’s the real RiRi? Why is Spider Man’s heinie so tiny? And why is Alan so Thick?

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Episode 33: Ironic Cowper’s Gland

Budding Young Musicians! – Behold a template for effective band communication! Despite Sheila F’s claustrophobia, she indulges Joe’s dogged determination to put the “Entertainment” in Chuck ”E” Cheese. After whistling their S’s, the duo delves into a sordid 1980’s TGIF musical melody. Summarily exhausted, they persist and Whack the Ol’ Mole! Topics include: the true definition of gonapikiwiki and the efficacy of the Zoltron machine… PLEASE- Don’t Butcher us, Rhea!

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